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AA - Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines
AK - Big Slick, Anna Kornakovia, Walking Back to Houston
AQ - Doyle Brunson
AJ - Batman & Robin, Jack Ass, Black Jack
AT - Johnny Moss
A8 - Dead Man's Hand
A3 - Ashtray
A2 - Hunting Season
KK - Cowboys, King Kong
KJ - Kojak
K9 - Canine
K3 - Pandinha, King Crab
QQ - Ladies, Siegfried & Roy, Hilton Sisters
QJ - Maverick
QT - Kournikova
Q3 - Gay Waiter
Q7 - Computer Hand
JJ - Hooks
J9 - T.J. Cloutier
J6 - Railroad Hand
J5 - Jackson Five, Motown
J4 - Flat Tire
TT - Dimes
T5 - Woolworth
T4 - WTF...S..., Over and Out, Broderick Crawford
T2 - Texas Dolly
99 - Wayne Gretzky, Phill Hellmuth, Meat Hooks
98 - Oldsmobile
95 - Dolly Parton
92 - Shemale Surprise, Montana Banana
88 - Snowmen
84 - Broke'N'Star, The Nuts
77 - Walking Sticks, Sunset Strip
72 - The Hammer
69 - O Monstro, Prom Night, The Big Lick
66 - Gemini Ninjas, Route 66
55 - Speed Limit
54 - C4, Jesse James
44 - Sailboats
33 - Crabs
22 - Ducks
AK - Big Slick, Anna Kornakovia, Walking Back to Houston
AQ - Doyle Brunson
AJ - Batman & Robin, Jack Ass, Black Jack
AT - Johnny Moss
A8 - Dead Man's Hand
A3 - Ashtray
A2 - Hunting Season
KK - Cowboys, King Kong
KJ - Kojak
K9 - Canine
K3 - Pandinha, King Crab
QQ - Ladies, Siegfried & Roy, Hilton Sisters
QJ - Maverick
QT - Kournikova
Q3 - Gay Waiter
Q7 - Computer Hand
JJ - Hooks
J9 - T.J. Cloutier
J6 - Railroad Hand
J5 - Jackson Five, Motown
J4 - Flat Tire
TT - Dimes
T5 - Woolworth
T4 - WTF...S..., Over and Out, Broderick Crawford
T2 - Texas Dolly
99 - Wayne Gretzky, Phill Hellmuth, Meat Hooks
98 - Oldsmobile
95 - Dolly Parton
92 - Shemale Surprise, Montana Banana
88 - Snowmen
84 - Broke'N'Star, The Nuts
77 - Walking Sticks, Sunset Strip
72 - The Hammer
69 - O Monstro, Prom Night, The Big Lick
66 - Gemini Ninjas, Route 66
55 - Speed Limit
54 - C4, Jesse James
44 - Sailboats
33 - Crabs
22 - Ducks
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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, ‘Well, me boys, someone’s got to tell Paddy’s wife. Who will it be?’ They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse. ‘Discreet??? I’m the most discreet Irishmen you’ll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.’ Gallagher goes over to Murphy’s house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, ‘Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.’ ‘Tell him to drop dead!’, says Murphy’s wife. ‘I’ll go tell him.’ says Gallagher.